fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

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hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

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punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

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sqwhoretle:

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thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

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ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

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awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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bryko:

don’t believe the lies

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yesterday was my birthday 

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oreoofficial:

kinky things to say during sexual intercourse

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