who wants a free hug from us??????
i rather hug a cactus
NO, SHE IS IN THERE FOR OUR PROTECTION
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED
I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA
i wish you lived in narnia
what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside